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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Diggins for Dirt

Anthony Diggins recently became a target of the gossip set when he missed a couple of games due to a "non-baseball injury". It is believed that Diggins got into a bar fight over a cocktail waitress, however, the blog can confirm that his injury is of a more embarassing nature. It has been verified through multiple sources that Tony "Dirtbag" Diggins was caught in a comprimising position with Canadian legend Terry Grant's loyal stead, Maple Mabel. Grant is more commonly known as "Mantracker", and should have no problem hunting down the Dirtbag for retribution because, as everyone knows, no one messes with his horse and gets away with it. The blog predicts more "Angry Canadian Tracker Related" time on the DL for Diggins.

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